Honestly, I have no idea what kind of a company "Soujourn" is, but I'm guessing they are in the business of swinging cycling vacations somewhere in North America as couple #1 (on the left) are wearing Colorado-esque jerseys and couple #2 (on the right) are wearing Canada-esque jerseys.....and are also dry-humping doggy-style while photographing couple #1 in some Tuscan villa. Lessons learned from this? Canadians multi-task better than Americans, or after those long, dark Canadian winters, any self-respecting Canuck gets irrepressibly horny if you place them in a Mediterranean setting.
And speaking of multitasking, a reader sent me a couple of photos of how our local COMO bike racks are also having to do some multitasking as of late.
In theory, I have no problem with the skateboard being chained to the bikerack. However that's because I'm old, and envisioning skaters from the Dogtown and Z-boys era:
Peggy Oki - the only female member of the original Zephyr team. She could have chained her skateboard to my bikerack any day.
Instead - I'm pretty sure most of the individuals carrying skateboards on campus today are a little more like this:
Nothing more than an advertisement for something choaderific. He probably just swapped his fixie out for the board - which he bought used off of Craigslist to make sure it has that well-worn look.
However, using a bike rack as a sign post for a no-trespassing sign is perfection in the art of mixed messages. That said, I would be willing to bet that not a single bicycle had been parked at this particular bike rack seen on Cherry Street for a long-ass time, thus prompting the owners of the adjacent establishment to use it for another purpose. This isn't justification - it's just an observation that most COMO citizens would still prefer to drive to get their soy double mocha frappucinos rather than ride or walk there.
And speaking of mixed signals, Brian Nygaard, former General Manager of Trek Leopard is stepping down from his position with the team as it
whores itself out merges with RadioShack. The name of the new team is RadioShack-Nissan-Trek. And whoops - looks like mastermind Falvio Becca forgot to tell his current Leopard sponsor, Mercedes Benz, that the whoring out merger was occuring with a company that already has financial backing from an auto company: Nissan.
Looks like Andy is going to have the keys to the Benz back....
But seriously, the name 'RadioShack-Nissan-Trek' is just God-awful. How can Bruyneel expect the lithe European boys from Leopard (pronounced lay-O-pard) to ride for a team with such a cumbersome and un-feline name? Certainly we can help them come up with something better. I've read it numerous places and clearly am pilfering it from someone, by with the increasing age of some of the cyclists likely to be retained after the
whoring merger (ie Horner), the name Cougar-Shack seems to be pretty appropriate.
With all of this change, the Hog has got to be feeling a little stressed, so let's lend him a hand. If you send me your idea of a new better team name, I will compile the entire list and hand-write them on the back of a card that he might find helpful in his near future.