One of the things I was most disappointed in missing out on while away on business last week was this weekends' Midwest Bike Polo Champeenships, hosted by our own COMO POLO squad. I was really looking forward to seeing this in person, but had to settle on catching the updates from folks around town and of course the smattering of what I could find on the internet. First of all, by what I can tell, it sounds like it was an amazing success - so big congrats to COMO POLO and sponsors for pulling it all together.
3. from Austin Texas, "Hymen, I'm home."
2. from Milwaukee, "Hot Sauce Enema."
1.and from COMO (yes I'm biased), "Obama Nazi Death Panel."
On Saturday, the tourney was organized into Swiss Rounds whereby cities with multiple teams were split up and within each round, teams played against similarly ranked teams.
To be honest, I have absolutely no idea what a Swiss Round actually is, but it sounds impressively organized for such a proud group of non-conventional athletes that polo players are. For example, consider the fact that bike polo teams don't really have coaches, the matches are largely self-refereed and uniforms are not only avoided, but gloriously mocked.
But then again, maybe the tight short-shorts aren't so foreign to bike polo after all?
As they say in sport, the thrill of the victory is often beset by the agony of defeat and although there isn't supposed to be any crying in baseball according to the movie A League of Their Own, tears, it would seem, are no stranger to bike polo.
So congrats again to Machine Politics for the win at the Champeenships. But here's hoping our COMO squads will exact quick and sure revenge soon.
Pedal on!
P.S. Thanks to Miss Beer's and Kev Walsh's Flickr photo sets, which I shamelessly ripped off and defiled here.
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