Thursday, December 23, 2010

Christmas Wishes

Just on the heels of my attempted comeback, I will be taking a few days off for some Holiday festivities.  I know, I know - pretty brash move, eh?  But hey - comebacks are the order of the day.  Take Mel Gibson for example.  For all the crazy racist, sexist shit that guy has pulled recently - here he is on the brink of a major comeback...and doing so with a huge beaver, to boot!

Anyway, before I go, I thought I would share with you some Christmas wishes of some of the boys in the pro-peloton this year...Let's hope Santa is listening.

Riccardo Ricco is hoping for some Rudy Projects with matching lenses....

David Zabriskie is wishing for some back-up singers...

LA is hoping he can continue to hypnotize everyone....

Michael Rasmussen is wishing for a cougar in a leopard print....oh wait a minute - he already got that on Dancing with the Stars.....and hell - he got another one in stripes to sponsor his new one-man bike team!!!


Since he's already got his companionship covered, let's hope Santa will throw some sunscreen and a couple of cheeseburgers in his stocking...



And lastly, Mark Cavendish is wishing he could have one more crack at the 1998 Isle of Man Tango Competition which he lost because he couldn't dance in a straight line....

 Anyway - here's hoping you get something under the tree you really dig....even if you are a creepy looking ginger-kid.

As for Daddy?  He just needs one little thing...and Momma knows just what it is...

Happy Holidays, peeps from the entire COMO CYCO crew... 


2 comments:

  1. For some reason whenever I see images of Michael Rasmussen I always picture Charles Montgomery "Monty" Burns (aka: Mr. Burns from the "Simpsons")

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  2. Dear Poobah,

    I'm sooo "thrilled" that you are posting again. This blog is sooo "great." Please, keep up the "wonderful work."

    I nearly committed suicide from a lack of your "witty" and "relevant" posts. You really do bicycling a great "service" with your blog.

    "sincerely" your biggest "fan"

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